for real, for real?

so I guess im out of the loop these days on hipster lingo,
but

AM APPY? geez. i cant take it.


nor can i take this.. get your cardio on!

please help me understand.

ok so i just saw this photo on a promo board at borders.
someone please fill me in...

is tori amos now

a. plastic
or
b. a robot?

why you gotta go and ruin a good thing?

i can hardly believe it, but yes, a Heathers sequal is coming.
just when i thought hollywood had reached the highest peak of disgust (twilight),
they have to release a new heathers.

give me a break, the original was too good to out do (much less continue!)
its going to be like caddyshack 2, and bring it on 2-5..6..7.. what number are they on now?
the story is over, stop trying to revitilize winona ryder and chrisitan slaters careers..
thats what shoplifting is for!

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